What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why was the broom late for school?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?