What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Why was the dog so popular?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

How do you know bees have allergies?