What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What day do hands always go to church?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What animal loves Indian food?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?