Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

How do you get kids to do something?

What type of car do planets buy?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?