Which parent knows if you are running late?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?