What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What did the confused bee say?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What animal likes to party the most?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?