Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

How do you spot a modern spider?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

When do mice play every day?

What did the robot want for Christmas?