Families are like fudge.

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?