My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Why are all priests fit?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?