How much does freedom weigh?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?