What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What does a panda ghost say?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?