What do farmers do on February 14th?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What do fish do at parades?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What's the slowest 5k?