Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Which family member is always relieved?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?