What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Who is God's favorite superhero?