Why did the peach come home from work early?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

How do you get straight A's?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?