Where do cows go on vacation?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What do you give a sick pig?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What fish sings the best?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?