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Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

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What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

What fish sings the best?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

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