Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

How much does freedom weigh?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why did electricity win the race?