What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

How do you compliment a cat?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?