When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why are grandkids so great?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?