What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
ChocoLATE.
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Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
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