Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What's the most athletic footwear?
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