Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What's a horse's favorite car?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
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