Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
What do you call stolen cheese?
How long will dinner be?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do bees chew?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
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