Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do cats wear to work?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why do bees buzz?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
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