Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Who granted the fish a wish?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why was the bunny upset?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?