Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?