When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What math figure is also in the band?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?