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What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Where do actors go to pray?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What did one firefly say to the other?

When should baseball players wear armor?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?