What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What do minions always put in their salads?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What do you call a retired cowboy?