What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.