What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

How are teens like cats?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What do fish use for glasses?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Which computer won the talent show?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

How can you make 7 even?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?