Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

When is Dad's bedtime?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?