What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What day do hands always go to church?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.