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What's the world's weakest animal?

What do fish use for glasses?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

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Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

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