What did the sick chicken say?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What type of pasta helps you relax?