We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?