Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?