What do you call a small mom?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What do you call hiking college students?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why did the foal cough?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?