How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do cats wear to work?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
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