Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?