Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What do you give a sick pig?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?