What utensil does water use to eat?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

How do you wash a lamb?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?