How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What's the loudest sport?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
How do billboards talk?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
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