How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
With a cabbage patch.
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
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