What animal likes to party the most?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why was the picture sent to jail?