What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?