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Why was the dog so popular?

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What do you call two dentists that are very different?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What do you give a sick pig?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What do you call hiking college students?

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