What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?