What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What kind of books do boats write?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?