How is life like toilet paper?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

What do you call two birds in love?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?