What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

How is cat food sold?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Where did the chemist have his lunch?