Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Why do mice need oiling?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?