Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What animal has the most fun?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?