Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?