How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why is money so stubborn?

How does the sun listen to music?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Which insect is the smartest?