Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Which state is the cleanest?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What did the sick chicken say?

What animal likes to party the most?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?