Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why was the mime upset?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Which fly makes films?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?