How does the moon cut her hair?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What kind of books do boats write?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Why was the dog so popular?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What do nosey peppers do?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?