What insect thinks it's a dog?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Families are like fudge.

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Which cats have the best manners?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?