Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

What is the strongest animal?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

How does a cow do math?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Why do mice need oiling?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?