What animal has 20/20 vision?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Which plant has the best roar?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?