Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?