What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What fairy loves to count?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What do you call a small mom?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?