Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Because they're too far out.
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What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
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What animals love to close envelopes?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
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