Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Because they're too far out.
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
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What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
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