What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What nationality are most fish?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What bird is always sad?

What do you call a famous turtle?