What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

How much money does a skunk have?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What sport do horses love to play?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What siblings are always sad?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?