What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why are goats so funny?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

When does a horse talk?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What's a frog's favorite year?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?