Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?