How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Are baby skunks cute?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?