Why are turtles so shy?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What do bees chew?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why do cows like being told jokes?