What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

How do you make a bandstand?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What color are all the books in the library?