What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

Why do cows wear bells?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

How do locomotives know where to go?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?