What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What game do cows play at parties?

Why is summer always sad?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What do fairies always drink?

Do dads always snore?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?