What did the ocean say to the beach?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

How do cats make a birthday cake?