How does dinner smell?
Through its nose.
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
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