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What vegetables do librarians like?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?