What animal has 20/20 vision?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What birds make average students?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?