What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Uni-corn on the cob.
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Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
How did the tree get lost?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Where do birds go to drink?
What math figure is also in the band?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
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