Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

When should you start writing a book?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What's a henway?

What's E.T. short for?

What is a cow's dream job?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?