Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

Why are frogs always happy?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Where do German dogs sleep?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Where do kittens go to school?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What do golfers drink on the green?