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What did the cats name their clothing brand?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What tea do footballers drink?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What siblings are always sad?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

Why do rhinos charge?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?