Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

How does a squid go into battle?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?