What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?