Why did the border collie get a raise?
He worked like a dog!
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Which president loved to take baths?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
How does a witch play loud music?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
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