Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Which fly makes films?

What does a panda ghost say?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What part of a fish weighs the most?