Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
He ran out of ink.
What do you call an angry monkey?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
How do you wash a lamb?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
How do you organize a space party?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
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