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Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

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Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What did autumn say to summer?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?