What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why was the horse so happy?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What do you call a pig thief?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

When does a horse talk?

What is a mom's favorite game?

What animal has 20/20 vision?