Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
He ran out of ink.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
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