Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
He ran out of ink.
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
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