Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
He ran out of ink.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do you call a silly hill?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
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