What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Space-ex.
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What are the strongest days of the week?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
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