What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Why did the professor write on the window?