What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?