What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What do you call hiking college students?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?