Which state has the best streets?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What goes zzub, zzub?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What did the school bully have for lunch?