What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

How do snowmen get information?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?