What money do cats use to go shopping?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?