How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why are fish such good architects?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What does winter fat turn into?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.