What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What animal knows kung fu?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
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