What is a spider's favorite book?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Which animal will never go bald?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

A book just fell on my head.

What do little monsters call their mother?

Why is a computer so smart?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?