What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
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Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why is summer always sad?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
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