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Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What is blue and not heavy?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

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Why did the dog swallow a clock?

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What kind of key opens a haunted house?

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