What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
Where do polar bears store their money?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
How does a penguin build its house?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What car can't keep a secret?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What animal loves Indian food?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
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