What kind of bird can write?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What did summer say to spring?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Who does everyone's hair in space?