What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?