Why are goats so funny?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?