Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?