Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?