What animals make the best baseball players?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?