What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

How do you send a message in the forest?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why did the baby cookie cry?