What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
The champire.
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!