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What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What table can you never sit at?

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What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

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What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

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