Why did the professor write on the window?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why did the barber win the race?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Why did the frog starve?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?