To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What color are all the books in the library?

What is the tallest building in the world?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?