What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What time of day was Adam created?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?