To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What are you studying in math?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What math figure is also in the band?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?