Someone stole my mood ring!

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What goes zzub, zzub?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Where do ants go to eat?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?