Why is oxygen so wealthy?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

Where do kittens go to school?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?