How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What fish sings the best?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?