Why are all priests fit?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why is winter considered holy?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?