What did the ocean say to the beach?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What did the bee say to the flower?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why was the bunny upset?