Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What's the scariest letter?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What is the color of the wind?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What siblings are always sad?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.