Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What do you call the dog magician?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

How do bees get to school?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?