What do you call an arctic cow?
An eskimoo.
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Which dogs love to study science?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
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