How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Families are like fudge.

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?