Where does breakfast live?
In a Waffle House®.
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What sport do horses love to play?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
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