What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What shape is bad at driving?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Where do German dogs sleep?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

How do hurricanes see?

Why do cows always skip gym class?