What day never takes itself seriously?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why was the mime upset?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What do bees chew?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?