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Which family member is always relieved?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Why was the math book sad?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

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How do you make a bandstand?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?