What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What did one plate say to the other?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?