What do Scottish toads play?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What do you call a singing rodent?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?